Colin ’Don’t Make Me Angry, You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry’ McCafferty
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Secret Weapon: The horn and lightning fast skinning up.
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Like Monkey, Colin was hatched from a rock, and like Monkey he has many special abilities. Going red in the face and making the veins in his head throb are just two of his skills, which also include flying into a berserker rage, and shouting and swearing. Colin is the reason why the band invested in a tranquiliser gun. Only by careful medication can Colin be safely transported anywhere. Any number of things can set him off. Smiling, for instance. Favourite possession: A cricket bat with ‘Mr Reasonable’ scribed in it. Best quote: ‘If reincarnation is true, then knowing my luck I will be reincarnated as myself’. |
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